Wait, their top choices are 2 hot dog places, 2 barbecue places, and a hamburger place? How is that regional? Did they not eat at any of the actually good restaurants that airports have? Most have at least a few really good eateries. They apparently don't like anything that's not "fast food".

@domhnall: What about Neo Geo Pocket Color?

@IndomitableWrath: You've never worked for a fortune 500 company have you?

@IndomitableWrath: It's called "shooting the shit". And because they both worked for the same company and had both signed Non-Disclosure Agreements meaning that no matter what was said neither should have repeated it to a non-Verizon employee.

@Duc: Most big companies make you sign one just to walk in the door. I know T-Mobile does and Verizon is just up the street.

@dangermou5e: I rarely have pasta without some form of bread to go on the side. And it's not really "extra" carbs because if I wasn't eating the bread there would just be more pasta so it's more of a carb exchange. ;-)

@michaelpatrickbarry: I think this falls more into the "too lazy to wash two cooking vessels" field and not necessarily the "cooking is to hard" field. And if they are too lazy to wash an extra pot then perhaps a microwave dinner would be more their speed.

@Nyleveia: I think he just used the playstation for the motor.

@soundwave_superior: It wasn't quite the same. In the books the armor is a lot like Master Chiefs armor but with boosters for jumping 100s of meters in a single jump.

@GameFarmer: Some chick on the side of the road stole my horse once. Felt a little bad about shooting a woman in the back but bitch stole my horse.

@Gilthwixt: That is one short and well thought out list. Every other lotto winner blows their load in the first year and is worse off after. You can just let the rest of your money accrue interest while you float around the world. Genius I say.

@GameFarmer: I hate the Poker games. Once it gets heads up the bastards cheat like crazy, getting trips and two pair every hand. Jerks.

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I've heard horror stories about removing the card from the account and weird auto-charges so I just don't attach a CC to my XBOX Live account. Add in the fact that the cards are regularly on sale at random merchants and it's a no-brainer for me.

@contrapositive: You got me, I've never seen an elbow. Ever. What are they?

@contrapositive: You've never seen a vagina have you?

@tok1879: Makes sense to me :-)

@tok1879: What!!! Say no.

@Zenorex: Well if we're picking and choosing..... ;-)