“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

This is pretty and it can be flipped over and fashioned into a very FASHUN antlery wine helmet

“Were not here to take away your jobs.

Some people vehemently disliked her, but I enjoyed Ann Curry. Her voice tended toward a low register, and that was soothing (especially compared to Matt’s sometimes-nasally chatter, and another chirpy host whose name I cannot be bothered to recall).

Ann Curry has been smiling all day, I bet.

There were tweets (by men) on Twitter this morning that were liked hundreds of times, whining about how “all it takes now is one woman to say something and you’re fired!”

The government prints $560 million a day....the dollar is guaranteed to collapse.

Maybe it’ll evolve to pageant hair Texas style soon. That’d be fun and weird.

Not new or even mine, but someone once said, “This is what happens when you make enemies of all gay people”. But also, with this current administration, their SOP is that things are only great when they are the biggest, best, most incredible thing ever and thusly, Sarah’s direction must be, “Give me the MOST contour…

Dude, the fact that there is not a designated staffer with the sole task of faking a heart attack every time the President starts his remarks with “I’m not going to read the prepared speech” is just a failure of leadership at this point.

My fave part of photos is looking at the background to see what’s really there and the details of their homes.

I am old and don’t even pay attention to Instagram but I love it when you guys post this sort of collection of photos, because I want to look at all the small details in hastily staged photos of famous people’s habitats. There are folding chairs around Gal Gadot’s table! I don’t care for Viola Davis’s drawer pulls or…

An asshole who calls a female officer sugar tits when he’s drunk then pleads no congest to battery charges against the mother of his child a few years later should be called out. But you go ahead and minimize his bigotry and misogyny as a drunken mistake and just a fight. It’s not like those are symptoms of the larger…

John Oliver’s segment on Charlie Rose’s on-set creepiness just took on a whole new meaning...

I hope, but for how much they “don’t recall” and “misread the situation” I really wonder if they even consider their own actions.

Very impressive words, especially from the ‘actual sexist man alive’.

Boy, those Trumpanzees sure are fragile little snowflakes, aren’t they?

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

This is good advice, I should go buy something I’d prefer not to use.

Honestly, I’ve had to stop looking to Meryl Streep for her response to these things because I keep getting disappointed. What I do know is that Streep is probably the most respected living actor, and is above the retaliation from these creeps. And yet...