This sounds like a reach to me.

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

No way. Just no way. I'd say he's 6'5" 340 tops.

7/4/1996

July 4th 1996

Yeah - can you IMAGINE what US administration would let this happen....?!

Liar, liar, compound on fire.

I'll wait patiently for the "It turns out those two Irish guys were completely full of shit," follow up.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

The NFL's anti-domestic violence program presents some unforeseen complications.

Hey guys, look! Deadspin is trying to figure out how to write satire before our very eyes. It's it special? Look at how she tries so hard and still fails.

This is either the worst argument ever, or the worst satire ever. I really can't tell which it's supposed to be!

Yes, but only because it's pretty poor satire.

For something that was texted jokingly, this has gotten way too much attention. As a Bears fan, I fucking get that Cutler is not a likeable guy, but it seems like everyone is just looking for reasons now. This is a standard "dad being left with the kids" text. Kill whitey.

If you played football, that whole "brain turning off" thing would take care of itself.

"NFL investigation reveals NFL not at fault"

The following I'm plagiarizing from myself, something i posted elsewhere:

I served in the Navy for 6 years, pretty much then number one cause of guys getting busted down was signing off on a checklist they didn't do or thought someone else had done. 99% of the time it…