You mean fun shit, you monster.

I wanna subscribe to your newsletter and know more about this.

I live in the Seattle area, and in the 70's-80's Marni Nixon had a kids show called Boomerang...where she sang. So, at least in Seattle, Nixon’s voice work in film was an open secret. Here:

Noooo! I’ve been pretty obsessed with her since I was a teen in love with musicals and learned who she was. Fabulous lady with a fabulous voice <3 <3 (And she was also Sister Sophia in the Sound of Music movie!)

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

he was spending $2,700 annually on ice cream.

Adult anti-vaxxers. Still dumber than the average bright 12 y/o.

Awww so cute! Reminds me of a cooler version of myself, who went to Princess Day as...a puppy. Not as a fun a pic since you can only see one princess. Also mad turnout skills on that little Elsa-esque there.

Muhammad Ali’s death has no place in a dirt bag.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

That doctor can kindly go fuck himself.

Did you find that weird? I would feel SO weird having to sign something for someone else to do something with their body. Like, you are a grown ass adult.

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!