Snagglepuss agrees!

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

What I don’t understand is how Snyder’s Watchmen is more colorful and optimistic than this film. It really should be the reverse, no?

Some people have seen this film and liked it. Some people have seen it and disliked it. I’d normally say “see it for yourself and make your own opinion”... but I won’t, because I didn’t just dislike the film, I HATE it. I utterly DESPISE this film.

I just sat down for lunch and this article popped up. Now I feel like a real life Carls Jr. commercial.

Would smash

If anyone actually read their Bible and saw what, the description of that, it’s disgusting.

I feel like every Archie post on kotaku about Jughead has me sort of repeating myself in a variety of ways, but hes always been ... “Asexual”... the only times he hasnt been portrayed as such is for some random comedic plot element. Also the whole thing where Archies future Granddaughter comes back in time and they…

You shut your mouth. Garlic in everything.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

*punk kid* hey mister, is your refrigerator running?

An obscure Simpsons reference.