“Methodology flawed; why are we discussing this?”

-Prof. A. Iverson, University of Pennsylvania, Reader for original paper

Thank god this isn’t true. I want to get great at sex, but having it 600,000 times seemed daunting.

I’m also happy to say that Dale, the man behind behind the wonderful Bridge To Gantry, joins Robb Holland, Mark Baruth and other maniacs in our stable of road test contributors. Look for more from him soon.

Indeed. I <3 Team Jalopnik.

Yeah I figured the narrative/story is amazing in the game. Just saying you guys might see things that don’t exist in the picture above. It’s honestly the most basic marketing picture, there is no story in the picture itself. Otherwise I would understand without needing explanations. Like this one :

Sorry, Couldn’t resist. Low hanging fruit and all that.

Usually, a picture’s worth a thousand words, but the one at the top of the story sums it all up in only three: That’s a shocker.

That’s not really a fair comparison given the Isle of Man TT isn’t governed by a major Motorsports body, near as I can tell. The FIA keeps a focus on safety, and it shows. F1 has had one fatality since 1994. the Isle of Man TT has had 79 fatalities in that time-frame.

I doubt that will work any better than getting the driver involved as whoever takes over comes in with no situational awareness. You can’t make the right choices if you don’t know what’s happening around you. And coming in under an emergency scenario leaves you too little time to get the facts you would need. The guys…

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

Best piece you’ve written in a while

I have a really hard time with that, because I think it loops back into a culture of peer pressure to demonstrate “toughness”, plus it also gets into the territory of whether players are really empowered with the information and context to make considered choices. I’m more bothered about the NFL than the NBA (I think…

The real story here: a cosplay photog who doesn’t beat the contrast+HDR+airbrush buttons in Photoshop to death. Jesus christ half the time you can’t even tell how good the costume really looks because the photos are so edited. These look much, much more realistic (i.e., not heavily retouched).

High 90s, low 100s was my budget and went with the GT4. The GTR may be a much faster car, but I’ve been very happy with it.

No.

#andamovie

(Jason Thompson, an utterly forgettable power forward who couldn’t even spell Luis Scola in the playoffs)

LeBron James wears 23