Is that different than regular Mars?

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This list lacks the obligatory getting hit by a bus

George McGovern gave us 4 more years of Nixon/Ford, Jimmy Carter gave us Reagan (!!). It’s a problem the left has specifically faced before, and in fact it is the very problem superdelegates were intended to address: unelectable primary winners.

They didn’t raise $237m (actually 276k preorders but whatever) as much as they borrowed it against the promise of building over 270,000 cars.

Wait, so he’s going to use his power as president of the United States to control the way a private political party selects its candidates? What the fuck?

Haha if he’d been pitching since 1995, he would have made a playoff start. Sigh.

Can we retire “are you kiddin’ me?” from the sports commentating parlance? I’m so tired of hearing it

It’s not a fair argument at all. Historically, the prize is awarded for contributions to the academic field of economics, not for being a successful businessperson.

Saw headline, read article, first reaction:

You can’t be serious

Sounds like a no-brainer for pro-life and pro-family groups!

In that sense it is quite true to life

The missing verb is what really elevates this from a decent joke to a timeless masterpiece

Pedestrian safety laws

Wait, this is awful reasoning. My grandfather lived in the ‘90s and early 2000s. He has no fucking clue what DBZ is

Not as pretty, but

Working with very little information is something we have gotten used to doing, and which computers generally still suck at

Wait so where’s the speedo? I saw Andrew adjusted the camera after the front passenger asked, but it didn’t reveal anything resembling a speed indicator.

What about a character line, a crease, a logo?