It pretty much looks exactly like the drawing. Call it a good alibi.

In what sense is it dolphin-assisted? I’m pretty sure the dolphins don’t actually assist with anything

What?

Don’t you mean tall enough? IMAX format is more square than 16:9 (it’s 1.43:1, which is equivalent to 12.87:9)

Fun fact: reactionary actually has a very specific definition, and it describes extreme political conservatism and resistance to change. It’s weird because it doesn’t sound like it means that but there’s literally only one dictionary definition for the word (well, two, but the other one is just the noun form…

With the advent of electronic charts, this is the extent of the math I use in medicine:

I’m eating some delicious grapes right now.

Brief context: if the player flexed his toes when his foot was touched despite being unconscious, this is probably evidence of an absent Babinski sign.

+1 for chuckle

Conscience?

Today’s fastest qualifying time was 1:23:397, which is 3.872s slower than Montoya’s (unofficial) record lap.

The what?

Every comic book hero should be considered to be in a superposition of all possible power levels (from 0 to infinity) until the comic book author decides what amount of power is needed for the story in question.

It’s a logic puzzle. The bridge is irrelevant.

What's wrong with it? It's just bigger, right?

Those alternate modes of transport are often not viable. Though I am a strong advocate of improved transit and walkability, it is undeniable that many places in this country are not practical to navigate without a car.

It’s essentially a necessity for most working adults. Blame the past generations, who decided to build this nation around the automobile, rather than walking and public transit.

I’d rather a competent machine take over the task of driving than forcing inept people to learn a skill they clearly have no interest in learning.

Yeah I guess I don’t really understand the appeal