This headline was so confusing because I was all like, obviously Priapus has priapism, which is a painful penis condition, how is this news?

Why?

The title is terrible. The court did not rule the husband was not cheating; it ruled the woman with whom he was having sex was not breaking the law.

Jesus H Christ what the fuck kind of made up logic is this?

The only people disappointed by anything Apple does are those who have been riding the hype train. Reasonable people are impressed by Apple’s ability to design attractive products, market them very effectively, and turn a large profit.

My understanding is that more roads has never resulted in lower average commute times.

What do you think free speech is?

This seems made up

The answer is whatever the fuck you want, because almost any answer can be justified by sufficiently arcane rules, give how little information there is.

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It’s kind of unfair

I’m sure I wouldn’t. I’m also sure I wouldn’t like their answers about Martin Luther King, Jr., Mildred Loving, Betty Friedan, or Harvey Milk. That’s not the point.

Since torrenting is free, how could anything possibly be cheaper?

Thousands of brave men gave their lives on that beach in France 71 years ago so that 1 Caitlyn Jenner has the freedom to be whatever the fuck she wants to be and 2 you have the freedom to be fucking small minded and petty about it

I am somewhat inclined to agree with you. There are plenty of Medal of Honor and Navy Cross recipients after whom proud and powerful ships can be named. The habit of naming ships after living politicians smacks of cronyism and political self-service. Probably because that’s what it is.

Being a fan of a thing = delusions galore

You pissed in my cornflakes. With those sidepipes. Damn sidepipes.

Fuck sidepipes. A fucking Viper has sidepipes. Every wannabe hot rod has sidepipes.

Carl Vinson is spelled correctly twice before magically morphing into its doppelgänger, Carl Vincent