Ugh I've never once in my life been able to see a Magic Eye. Though I totally acted like I could to all the other 4th graders.

Not two days ago I ended up walking home barefoot, in the rain, because I could no longer bear to wear the heels I'd been forced to put on for an interview. And now I have matching blisters the size of mini marshmallows on my pinkie toes. I am sticking to my Birkenstocks, Havianas and Uggs (klassy!) from now on.

@nadarine:

I too have accidentally put two tampons instead of one, and here's the gross part: the extra one FELL OUT into the toilet bowl days later.

@BottomlessCup:

I'm single because: "the Patriarchy" is one of my Facebook interests, anyone who liked The Davinci Code (or Angels and Demons, or Fall Out Boy's album, or Boondock Saints) is automatically out of the (extremely competitive) running, and today my jeans (which I haven't washed in weeks) had some mysterious white stuff…

@LollyPops:

My dad used to work for the governor of Idaho way back in the late 70s early 80s when Craigslist was an unmarried state senator. Among the many things he told me about him last night (used to be fat, relatively liberal, soft spoken) was that even back then EVERYONE knew he was gay. Idaho (population one million) is…

Bringing the crazy indeed.

@SpaghettiStreetwalker:

@BAngieB:

So are those Wayfarers with that awesome dress what Nina Garcia was talking about when she told us to "mix it up"?

In my book, Annie Hall was enough to grant Diane lifetime carte blanche in all areas of life.

@SinisterRouge:

@msAnthrope:

@msAnthrope:

Ok what's wrong with me that Owen Wilson's suicide attempt makes me want him even more? Is this why I'm single?

@Trixie from Toronto:

I don't get where the Angelina hatin' comes from. Angie doesn't strike me as someone who does much of anything just for publicity. If she wanted to get in the tabs it'd be easier to go to Hyde pantie-less than go to Iraq in a flack jacket (or kiss her brother, or wear Billy Bob's blood, etc etc).

Never hit a guy I was dating, but I drunkenly slapped some dude on the street the other night for yelling, "Are those store bought or real?"