Yeah, it’s weird how they’ve started shoehorning that extra PORSCHE badge in there. I think it’s probably because so many of their sales are now Cayennes and Macans to upscale soccer-moms, they can’t rely on people just knowing it’s a Porsche anymore.

I am just going to leave these here because people are freaking out about Porsche making a 4 cylinder car.

I love how every time a new car comes out someone complains about the cost now vs years ago haha.

$35k in 1996 is $54k in today’s money.

For real...I have 220hp and not once have I been in a situation driving on a public road where I said, “You know, I really needed more power there.”

You say “careless comment”, but that is such an idiotic and out-of-touch thing to say, one might reasonably question whether this so-called teacher should be responsible for shaping young minds.

Is it me, or it’s snowing and the tires are VERY slicks??

My first car was a Cressida wagon.

Both FWD turds. This is a straight 6 RWD sedan by Toyota. Recognize.

My first car was a Cressida. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. It was amazing. Like floating on a cloud, so soft was the combination of sidewall, soft suspension and softer velour seats.

It’s bigger. It’s also not garbage, just a pleasant, practical car that isn’t in any way exciting.

It’s a Corolla hatch. A compact. The Yaris is a segment smaller.

I’m the guy Toyota wants to sell this to. My current car is an ‘08 Matrix XR with a 5 speed manual. It’s not the fastest, but I enjoy driving it. Good cargo space with seats up, awesome with seats down. Good enough in the snow for what we get in upstate NY.

It is the size of a Matrix though and it has the benefit of an independent rear suspension which the Yaris and Matrix do not have.

Scion needs to make a 2000 hp RWD coupe with the interior space of a minivan and the looks of Mark IV Supra. Get to work boys!

Scion iM: The car you buy your 16 year old kid in 10 years.

If you have such a pride problem that you would get yourself and your crewmates killed along with likely starting a war, you definitely don’t belong in the military.

A guy I know on Facebook was all up in arms about this situation, saying it happened because our President is weak, and if we have a strong President, the Iranians never would have tried anything. Standard hot take stuff, whatever. I thought the real gem was someone he knows:

Real buyers aren’t going to cross-shop this with a GT-R. That’s only for nouveau riche track day, bros and my-startup-just-went-public dudes who watched too much Initial D growing up, not luxury customers.

Someone needs to do a black comedy where Best and Jake Lloyd team up to kidnap Lucas, angry over all the flack they’ve caught over the years.