Yeah I would tenderize Blake like a cheap steak with my bare goddamn hands

That’s a serious piece of weaponry.

Me too.

*Walleye.

Really diggin that heavy-duty wall-eye in the first pic, Sarah!

No alligators. There are beavers, muskrats, water moccasins, and big fuck-off catfish down on the bottom.

I bet I could yank him off balance if he trade that handshake bullshit. Then... you know. Old guy. That’s a pretty serious tumble. Maybe several of his ribs move at high speed directly into my steel-toed boots- bad luck that.

In the newsroom, the chyron is the superimposed text at the bottom of the screen when a talking head is talking.

I hate McConnell with a white-hot plasmodic fuckery, but please don’t impugn doublewides. Trailer parks can be some of the purest expressions of community in the face of adversity.

LMFAO oh I hope I hope I hope with the highest of hopes.

No no, these people really are that stupid.

yeah this is some serious shit. Don Jr. has been described on these here boards as the Fredo of the family. He’s gonna get socked in the face by Daddy in front of his coolest friends again if he’s not more careful with that underbite flapping in the fuckin breeze.

I so desperately want to see Don Jr. being frog-marched across a parking lot by two muscle dummies with ex-military fades on live TV.

You shouldn’t have voted for him then.

He’s President, get over it.

This is highly accurate.

Uh, no dude, it’s A and C. B does not figure into Trump’s shitty calculus at all.

People are saying it involved a hidden camera, Russian hookers, and pee.

LMAO. Nobody but your scum-of-the-earth diehard supporters like you, Donnie. All the people whose acceptance and admiration you crave? They laugh at you, and not even always behind your back. They know you’re a mindless, easily-led jackass, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

I’ve been torching bowl after bowl of the good shit for months, hoping to be accepted into Jesus’ loving arms at any moment.