He would have to adopt a “paint me like on of your French girls” pose in order for this to work.

I’ve been aboard the USS “He is stupider’n fuck” since he announced his short-lived 2012 run. Dude is fucking STUPID.

old white guys do NOT have enough to worry about.

It’s because if you ever, EVER admit how much you enjoy sex, God will come down from Heaben on a cloud of Fury and Justice and Zap Yo Dumb Ass.

THIS.

Do not fall into the “Trump isn’t dumb” trap.

They want to #MAGA. Apparently they’re not tired of winning yet. Maybe when the fucking dollar collapses and there’s an actual shooting war they’ll realize maybe, maaaaaaaybe they made a slight mistake.

Yep. Better be careful of that left-wing extremism, there, Brad Carver, GOP Chairman for Georgia’s 11th District. Reeeeeeal careful.

Oh but he is, and your taxes are paying it!

Come on. These are Republicans we’re talking about here.

There’s way less driveline loss in FWD setups than RWD.

This, if true, gives me immense satisfaction. Think we could do a “FRED, JR. WAS DAD’S FAVORITE” banner to put in front of the WH where he could see it?

Nah, I’m good, thanks. Molon labe or whatever.

Uh, to answer your question, yes, even Bill Gates, and no, we can’t.

You’ve been right your whole life. Sorry it took me so long to completely agree.

Amen. Arm and house the homeless. Evict and eat the rich.

Michael—

Scalise presented a material threat to every single last one of the groups you listed.

Thick like a bowl of oatmeal

Hahahahaha why yes, yes. If the government outlawed guns, they would all go away and people would have to use 200 knives or an army of trained ants.