That’s what happens when (im)peach(ment) is at the forefront of your dumbass mind.

All the Dutch people I’ve met have spoken better English than me, and I’m a native speaker with an English major that I took fairly seriously.

It really is the best. Because in the eyes of his dumbass base, he looks like a beta cuck, and they lose respect for him.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

I love that Trump is getting “cuck”ed (right? That’s what all the cool Proud Boy MAGA scum-suckin dumbasses call it, right?) all over live TV.

The principal is a middle-aged “respectable” white lady with a Masters in English. You do the math.

He’s dumber than a box of hammer handles. He doesn’t have thoughts, he has impulses. I repeat, he does not have thoughts. Dude is a collection of organs and connective tissues on autopilot. Listen to him speak off the cuff on camera. He has a working vocab of about 250 words, and gets trapped in these stupid loops. He…

He’s got no STA-MI-NAAAAHHHH

I noticed this, too.

You know, I have a fun story about bald eagles that I never tire of telling people.

They’re poorly-socialized libertarian techbro wannabes. They troll a Gawker site but want to be Peter Thiel. They’ve got... you know... problems.

Awwww, did your former boss find all that heinous racist shit you posted to your facebook with your full legal name?

I guess I just don’t understand why she felt the need to run full-force into his open palm with her stupid face. I mean how dumb do you have to be? Just don’t run at people’s outstretched open palms in future. Simple fix.

LMAO. “Is America great again yet? Gonna sic Trumpdaddy on me?”

Too bad for her, that “appropriate social understanding” does in fact come with a handful of terms and conditions. Which she didn’t read because she couldn’t.

I wonder if the circumstances under which these two men hit these women was different at all. Eh, probably not, you’re right. Carry on being a cut-rate Internet troll, you sad sack of shit.

Oh that takes me back to a simpler time.

That’s one of my takeaways, yes. You think it’s silly? Read the article you posted again.

I bet you think you’re a beacon of the left, but all you’ve done is paint everyone with a mental illness with the same shitty brush.

Yeah that was a record scratch in my head. Lady, come on.