It’s... dude, it’s fascism. I’m sorry to be the bearer of this bad news. It’s corporate fascism. Snark all you want, but when you’ve got a jackboot on your windpipe, you’ll think of me.

“in the right ways”

I rate this attempt at concern trolling 0/10. I’m afraid I can’t award you any points for your sad, half-assed attempt. Please go away into the lesser comment sections and perfect your craft before you try this Busch-league shit again.

“I’M NOT THE CUCK! I’M NOT THE CUCK! YOU’RE THE CUCK!”

Was racism not over in the immediate aftermath of the Civil War? /s

“Cool beans, enjoy it!”

LMFAO like Trump there bud? Think he’s doin a fuckin neat-o job? You get down on your knees and pray to Trumpdaddy every night? News flash motherfucker, he’s not gonna save you. Nobody will.

Cletus: “It was about states’ rights”

Heck, I’ll dishonor his fucking military service. It had an overwhelmingly negative impact on humanity, and now Jordan Edwards is dead. The US doesn’t fight just wars anymore. Fuck Oliver’s imperialist billy badass bullshit. He doesn’t get a pass for that.

You are sowing the wind.

Yes, actually, if you had handled those yourself— and no sarcasm here, I am sure you are plenty capable of handling both of those situations— without the cops, that would have been better.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep a little better at night. That badge isn’t always gonna be enough to protect you, I hope you know that.

Hey, remember me? I’m the one who doesn’t call the cops. Seriously, fuck off with this “Victim? Victim? No you’re the victim!” shit.

smash cut to

Everybody’s got problems. Don’t project yours onto me.

I hope you’ve got a decent set of tweezers, because I seem to have gotten pretty deep under your skin there.

I’m pretty sure it’s a fuckup of assholes

Well then we’re not talking about a cop, are we, you fucking shitweasel.

It’s not a word game. It’s the nuance of the language. Ain’t it great?