Oh he very doesn’t care about the Queen.

Yeah I watched him swaggering around that photo op with a lean in his walk. And all I could think of was “I could beat your dumb ass to death with my bare hands, old man.”

If somebody wanted to help with a nine-pound sledge, or a K-bar, or a .308 round, that would be cool, too

aww bless your heart.

Yep. This is the exact scenario I brought up to try to dissuade the handful of Trump voters (no longer) in my life. They laughed, and waved it off, and said it would never happen.

You know, if they were in a healthy, open relationship, Jared could go out and get some peen whenever he damn well pleased, guilt-free. Just sayin.

Oh they don’t have to be shiny. In fact, Flesh Croissant prefers them covered in shit

You coulda saved us all a lot of time and just said that.

Oh and you seem to think I’m a liberal, or a communist, or something. You’ve got me mistook. Wanna take another crack at it, maybe let dump on your sorry ass from the comfort of my keyboard til it breaks your spirit?

You get a C- for effort, just like all the rest of the fascist-enabling, scum-sucking, bootlicking sons of bitches out there who are upset they got conned by a 6-foot-tall toddler who doesn’t have thoughts so much as impulses.

The two egregious punctuation errors are the vagrant-cum fondant on this towering shit-smeared cinnabon cake of a comment. Don’t bring that junior varsity shit in here.

Barring a totaling accident or an act of God, with regular oil changes, tire rotations, brake pads, and the occasional serpentine belt, my ‘08 Vibe will run to 500k and beyond.

It’s weird, nowadays nobody and I mean nobody I talk to voted for the guy. Huh.

I am 100% on board with his sentiments, but...

Oh yes, -daddy-, spank me harder

He’s got his wrist cocked at a damn 45-degree angle. Either it’s Photoshopped, or it really hurts, because I just tried to replicate it and yowch.

Nah. This is Trumpcare. Pass it along.

Mmhmm. I bet you’re not.

Lol @ “we have a lot of things.”