Ok. In the UK, “Asian” also refers to swarthy men with beards.

Yeah, in the UK, “Asian” has a much broader definition than in the States.

Yeah I remember being sixteen, too, lol. Seems like Dylan is 16 in either mind or in body. Having driven both a Cobalt SS and an FR-S, I just can’t even comprehend how someone could think a Toyobaru “only handles okay”. It just doesn’t compute and it’s breaking my brain.

I... user error. Sorry m8. I have no other explanation.

You’re gonna feel those extra 600 lbs in the corners compared to the Toyobaru twins, trust me.

A BRZ has a lower center of gravity than a Porsche Cayman.

He’s a lot cause at this point. Seriously, what is this dude doing on Jalopnik?

If you haven’t driven one, you have nooooooooooooo fucking idea how well they handle. Clearly you’re looking at specs on paper and drawing conclusions from those, and that just is not what these cars are all about at all. And if you can’t get past that, you will never appreciate them.

CorrrrrrrrrrrrRECT.

Have you ever driven a RWD car with an independent rear suspension? Because the only excuse for you thinking a freakin Cruz and a Cobalt SS handle anywhere near as well as this thing is that you have not.

Dude your Cobalt SS does NOT, I repeat NOT handle “as well or better” than a goddamn Toyota 86. Seriously GTFO out of here with that easily disprovable amateur-hour BS.

“The only thing this thing does is handle above average”

Who’s a dupe now, Republicans?

Holy shit WHAT. You couldn’t grow mushrooms in that shade.

Lol “I was traumatized and needed to take some time off” Nah you are fine, get back in it, ya fuckin baby

Wow.

I fuck with Al Franken.

Oh snap. I accept livestock, gold coins, and/or land deeds.

Ok. Having not read the article (never do! Kidding Torch, I always read yours), and not had so much as a glimpse of the other comments....

This is horrifying.