Oh snap. I accept livestock, gold coins, and/or land deeds.

Ok. Having not read the article (never do! Kidding Torch, I always read yours), and not had so much as a glimpse of the other comments....

This is horrifying.

And you know what? Quite a few Trump supporters are irredeemable, racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, xenophobic assholes.

And if you think I’m upset because Hillary lost, you are an idiot.

Oh so Trump is Hillary supporters’ faults. Got it.

NP and here’s why:

Wouldn’t that be a crying shame.

Her response is perfect.

Yeah me too. But let’s still ride this orange motherfucker out of town on a rail and then bury his dumb ass in an anthill in the desert.

Not gonna lie, I like the thought of (whatever is left of) the 2500 richest assholes on earth slap-fighting each other to death on Mars while they run out of oxygen.

Newt will whisper sweet lunar nothings in 45's ear.

That’s what I’m leaning towards. Think she’s up to the task? (Protip: she is not)

Yeah he’s really knocking it outta the park

Well that... tells you where they’re at. Holy shit.

Me neither. They messed their sweats in anticipation of this, and— surprise, surprise!— it’s exactly the never-ending shit sandwich we knew and said it would be all along.

Oh I am here for it, too. And I am never going to let the Trumpanzees forget what they’ve one.

He knows she’s a keeper.

A massive stroke or an aneurysm would be nice. Something spectacular and very very final.

All Daddy’s money and you still uglier than a messy divorce, Eric. Sad!