I’m not sure I’d give Pence the benefit of a three-digit IQ. He legislated funerals for fetuses in Indiana. He’s a polished, true-believin’, born-again dumbass.

He just... looks... stupid. And what’s the crusty shit on his left cheek? Donny you gotta wash the boogers off your face every morning, buddy

These people are immune to: satire, irony, and sarcasm. Among a whole sinking raft of other things.

This. 100% this is what’s going on.

The CEO class is a fucking joke. Throw these fucking assholes anything even remotely resembling real work, and they fold like a house of cards. You’re a fucking punk, Rex.

This. This is it. This is their motivation. It explains every aspect of their shitty, detrimental behavior.

Ahhh yes. That wonderful toilet-plunger-in-wet-concrete sound.

That’s the paradox of this administration:

I didn’t see your mention in your initial post, my mistake. I don’t know how prevalent adoption is, but my sister is dark-skinned south Indian with a very very “white” name, so I know how these things happen.

It’s always worse than you remember.

consider.... adoption.

Somebody please photoshop that index finger outta there. Please. For the good of humanity.

are you kidding that’s the best part yee-ha murica

He’s quoting his own quotation at the end of the actual CBO report.

Nice try FBI. Can’t fool me, KGB.

I sold a 92 Corolla wagon with 276,000 trouble-free miles on it because the A/C crapped out. I would drive a Toyota 4A-FE to the ends of the earth.

What do you drive? An MGB GT? An RX-8? Please, tell me about the paragon of automotive coolness in your three-car garage

Ok incredulous. All the more Matrix XRS/Vibe GTs for me, then.

Hey man, the Matrix XRS was no joke for an early 2000s hot hatch. You could probably touch 190 hp with bolt-ons, and check this out:

Dude the Matrix XRS is actually more like a ZZE130 Corolla than the Celica is.