Cry harder, fascist.

I sold a 92 Corolla wagon with 276,000 trouble-free miles on it because the A/C crapped out. I would drive a Toyota 4A-FE to the ends of the earth.

What do you drive? An MGB GT? An RX-8? Please, tell me about the paragon of automotive coolness in your three-car garage

Ok incredulous. All the more Matrix XRS/Vibe GTs for me, then.

Then you aren’t listening.

Hey man, the Matrix XRS was no joke for an early 2000s hot hatch. You could probably touch 190 hp with bolt-ons, and check this out:

Dude the Matrix XRS is actually more like a ZZE130 Corolla than the Celica is.

Yeah I tried that. Now I have a lot more time to comment on articles on the Internet.

Oh because I’m sure 10-15% of your income is going directly to helping starving people, hmmm? Oh, it isn’t? Then shut the fuck up with your cynical concern trolling. PewDiePie is a punk.

Do you think everyone wants to be famous?

See, here’s the difference: South Park, for its crassness, is actually (generally) brilliant, timely, biting satire. Matt and Trey are comedic geniuses. PewDiePie or whatever the fuck his name is just a dumbass kid doing dumbass things. Stop defending him.

It’s apparently Puritanical to want to live in a world where Nazism isn’t being normalized. I feel nauseous.

Fuck you, you concern-trolling, devil’s-advocate-attempting mother fucker

Someday you’ll turn 17

Instant classic.

Google Nestor Makhno for me real quick

This is America, baby! Stupid people can do anything, even become president!

Not everyone.

I think we should. Trumpcare. Lends itself to being near “surgical waste dumpster fire” in a sentence.

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I consider myself a writer. You’ve given me an idea. I’m going to make Nazis the villains in goddamn everything I write from here on out.