Oh how the lies stick in his throat. You’re a piece of shit, Reince.

Oh, well, that’s okay then.

Cry harder about it. I’m still only at half-mast, troll.

Hey I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you fuck way waaaaaaay off over there, mmk snowflake?

I don’t know if they ever do. They’ve decided to put party ahead of country.

Yeah, the “can we please not talk about politics anymore?” coming from people who I’m SURE were MAGA hat-wearing, TRUMP flag-waving fuckheads for the past eighteen months, is not gonna fly. We’re not talking about politics, Trumpanzee, we’re talking about the future of the Republic, and your part in its jeopardy.…

This is America- I don’t have to “listen to the opposition,” fuck the opposition. They elected 45 specifically and solely to hurt people.

Amen. Time to drop the gloves. Fuck these people.

I think a lot of them are lashing out at liberals because it turns out their godking is exactly the petulant child we all said he was.

I missed you terribly, Rom. You are the acid-laced hero we deserve right now.

Not even slime mold would grow in that shade.

What a fucking cop out. You could at the very least have the courage of your shitty convictions.

That’s a nice false equivalence you got there, it’d be a shame if it didn’t... actually exist in real life.

Your last sentence is on point.

Lots of conservative special snowflakes with delicate ears and precious fee-fees needing safe spaces these days.

Cry harder.

I wish I could give you two stars— one for the thought and one for Mitchell and Webb.

I told those dumb motherfuckers I was taking names. And that I would remember who was rooting for him in October 2016. Even if, now that his administration is a horrifying dumpster fire, they’ve gone quiet. I remember.

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

Clearly you’re very successful in real life. That’s why you’re insisting you’re very successful in real life to a stranger on the Internet. Enjoy your tremendous life.