They’re welcome to come and take it.

I fully embrace the GOP’s interpretation of the 2nd Amendment.

I’ve already dropped the gloves, metaphorically and literally. This is what they voted for whether they knew it or not. I gave them fair warning, and they chuckled and voted for Trump. Now they get to find out I wasn’t joking.

It’s fantastic. Sativas will keep you awake, indicas will put you to sleep. Proceed.

Oh they’ll find a way to blame Obama and/or the Dems as we’re all dying in the radioactive haze. And I’ll find a way to punch them in the throat while they’re doing it.

Well, that’s what they voted for. Don’t spare them any sympathy. In fact, I would rub salt in the wound. They need to understand the severity of their fuckup.

Start curb-stomping motherfuckers? Seems to be the only language these fucking evil imbeciles understand.

Oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you, you Nazi apologist piece of shit.

OH NO THE PROTESTS WEREN’T PEACEFUL MY FUCKING FEE-FEES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

But check this out. If we destroy Trump’s fragile ego early enough, he may be too psychologically broken to do anything but hide in his penthouse eating jellybeans. I for one would love that.

And Obama’s was bigger.

Nope, sorry, not happening. This petty inauguration crowd bullshit is going to give him heartburn. I fully support that shit.

I’m really glad you’re so cavalier about fascism’s arrival in America. Keep a can opener handy.

I’m NOT TALKING ABOUT “SPEWING VITRIOL”. I’m talking about coming into work with split knuckles. Do you understand? Do you get it now?

The DNC is not your friend, bud. And I’m not talking about cussing out my drunk uncle in Dubuque. I’m talking about sending neo-Nazi pieces of shit to the ER. You follow?

I already assume every goddamn thing anyone in the Trump administration says is a flat-out lie. Seriously.

Well fuck him. Fuck him with a rusty shovel.

Fuck letting them save face. They took the mask off this election. Time for public shaming, destruction, and a little bit of good old-fashioned skull-cracking.

Not true. Only if you cut one of the hydra’s heads off do two or more grow back. I’m talking about the distinction between cutting off a hydra’s head and slashing at it with a short sword until it gets so fed up with that shit that it leaves. Or dies.

Dude the kids flocked to Bernie.