Well shit, there’s still time for that.
Well shit, there’s still time for that.
Bless you, black-bandana’d crusader. You inspire us all.
LOL.
Pshht, I fuckin don’t. I still want to start a post-Rapture pet-sitting business. If these assholes are too dumb to hold on to their money, I will happily take it and spend it on booze and drugs.
Because where’s the money in that?
What do you mean how? You think logic matters to these people? They’ll find a way, they always have. Motherfuckers.
That would honestly be the only saving grace of this whole fiasco. If the pressures of the job cause poor Don John to suffer a massive heart attack and die, then... then...
Hear hear. I’m looking forward to holding Trumpanzees’ feet to the fucking fire over his many forthcoming fuck-ups.
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Get a south-facing slope, set up a compost bin, and start saving seeds, friend.
Congratulations, you’re a fucking idiot. Seriously don’t forget a can opener in your bunker, you stupid sack of shit.
They’ll blame it on the Dems, and their moron supporters will lap it up. Because of fucking course they will.
The simplest (and most accurate) answer is that a black man did it, and they just can’t have that. I’ve come to the conclusion that’s all it boils down to. There are more Jefferson Beauregard Sessions out there than you might think.
Who’da thunk it? (Except for everyone who can or can be bothered to read and/or has been paying even the slightest bit of attention)
Yep, your sister is definitely a Trump voter.
What a fucking moron.
Your friend better slow their fucking roll, sanitation workers make pretty good money in major metro areas, and apparently the health plan and benefits are generally pretty good.
*pale, you cretin
Dollars to donuts dude’s never been within arm’s reach of a woman, present company excepted for what I hope are obvious reasons