Yes they can, yes they can.

This guy speaks directly to my soul.

Goddamnit, *too. Have at me grammar trolls.

These people couldn’t organize a fucking bake sale much less an insurrection. So, yes, sporadic violence... but no civil war. These people are weapons-grade stupid. I think one reason the conspiracy charge didn’t stick to the Bundys et al was because they were to fucking stupid and disorganized to conspire to do…

Because organized religion is just a beautiful, beautiful thing and why can’t you just see that? What are you, some kind of atheist fedora-tipping edgelord? Yeesh. Billions of people belong to some organized religion or another, so how could it be wrong? Are you saying all those billions of people are deluded and…

Hello ryanv23— if that is your real Kinja handle. Nice attempt at a pivot, but, you know, fuck you.

Sounds like he’s had it so good his whole life, that he doesn’t know what bad is. Bless his blackened, shriveled little heart.

GROSS! Claussen all the fucking way

In the immortal words of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, “I dunno, Bubbles. My brain is a lot smarter than I am.”

I gotta tell ya, I love that Haley Joel Osment-ing people in photoshop is a thing.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream is goddamn near perfect. For the love of all that is sacred and holy do not do this, Lifetime. Please for the love of FSM.

Apparently CNN has made $100 million more this year than they normally do! I FUCKING WONDER HOW

Donald Trump is functionally illiterate.

NO! GODDAMNIT NO

Apparently not...

Should I... attempt to explain sarcasm to these fuckers, or nah?

I tend to agree with your comment, but... I do not think “condone” means what you think it means, unless you got autocorrected.