Just came to say fuck you Albert.

Can you repeat this? I didn’t Hera you the first time.

He’s clearly saying something here, but I’m way too dumb to figure out what. Could you translate to non-Instagram?

This is probably the closest 2017 will get to recreating the spirit of that infamous shiny Ponyta encounter from way back.

Fuck me, remembering complaining about the hilt in Adam Driver’s light saber?

Like who even were we then?

keeping the good times goink

If this isn’t copypasta, it is now.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

i dunno but if i encountered a pop-up rave going under the east river, we’d all find out soon enough.

I’ve done that drive a couple of times. DTLA to Anaheim feels that long. Partially because you spend a good deal of that time sitting still.

C’mon man, when someone accuses another of bogarting jokes with resorts for ID confirmation how do you expect them to respond?

Evoking Reddit/Deadspin “regurgitated” crossover and pleading “asking a question” innocence is a nice attempt at a dodge.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

I bet you think that’s acute comment you made there, huh?

I don’t know what Phil’s angle here is, but the triangle is obtuse.

“the most vindictive motherfucker in celebration history” is the kindest ending there’s ever been to a sentence that starts “Jonjo Shelvey looks like...”.

Not so fast. As I understand it, the people he beat up were men.

No, this is not a freak accident. A tree falling on your vic is a freak accident. Someone taking a chainsaw to a tree that then falls on your vic has a cause.

Please. Judging by your comment you have no clue..... and I’m being kind.