Drumpf, amirite?!

The hands thing needs to just go away. Dick-size jokes are always crappy, and reinforce some really crappy ideas. Additionally, all of the hand-size jokes I see are really bad. Most of their structures are essentially, "..and, um, you have tiny hands! Zing!"

Theory: These "fan theories" that populate articles such as this all around Reddit and the rest of the internet are almost always completely inane and should just stop.

If you're into podcasts, definitely check out "Gastropod". It is one of my favorite podcasts, and it deals with similar topics as this article, with the addition of some scientific information.

I'd go see this tour in a second. Hanson's later albums have all been really great, and I've been really impressed by their live performances I've watched online or on TV. It is very weird (cue "Isn't It Weird") that this tour isn't making a stop in Oklahoma, considering that is where they are from and reside.

You go this whole article and never actually mention Doug Jones? Kinda crappy thing to omit.

The entire hip-hop scene of Houston begs to differ.

But white people love eating at places like this, even when they're surrounded by delicious, authentic, and usually cheaper places.

This is also the movie I think of when considering how pretty much every action movie score sounds in the past 15 years.

I actually saw more of it (probably due to the make up of my newsfeed) from very left, very feminist people try to privilege-shame people by chiding other women and strike-participators that because only privileged people had the "luxury" of striking, this type of thing was futile and itself a display of privilege,…

I'm a huge Buffy fan. I've seen the whole run more times than I can count. It is perhaps my 2nd biggest "fandom". But for the life of me, I can't understand how Buffy fans can like Oz at all, let alone love him the way they seem to often do. I cannot stand that guy.

I've always said mack-luh-more

This is silly. A lot of these have nothing specifically to do with the alt-right. For example, Discord is just a really effective chat environment. Any internet movement that has a tech-heavy participant base is likely to use it. Patreon even links to Discord for backer-exclusive chat benefits.

Can I just say that it is the most Hannah thing ever that she would have "expired antibiotics" lying around. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FINISH A COURSE OF ANTIBIOTICS! It's vitally important!

It can be more than one thing.

Judo involves using and turning your opponents momentum against them.

I'd absolutely LOVE a playlist feature.

Coming up: 300 think pieces about how if a gymnast's routine set to Beyonce doesn't get a 10 in every event (even non-gymnastics events), we are imbeciles.

Seeing Rite of Spring performed live is a transcendental experience. I saw the Nashville Symphony perform it and it was incredible.

In the future, once the movies inevitably start being made about the election of Trump, Martin Freeman will play Sessions.