*record scratch sound*

It's so weird to describe these people as females. Why wouldn't you say women?

PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG PANG

It is awful. Very slimy mouthfeel, and weird corn-y taste.

Goodell doing the classic power play of holding a handshake too long, and pulling the other person to you. Funnily enough, that move is currently being discussed because Trump is a big fan of it as well.

Oklahoma has a restaurant named Pho Kim Long, though they've recently changed the sign out front to just say PKL

Awake, starring Jason Isaacs. Just a criminal squandering of fantastic talent and a fascinating premise.

It's poetry.

I don't know, he seems quite divisive so far.

Poor Mimisiku

GO AWAY, MINDY PROJECT.

schadenbeidefreude?

Any love Leslie Nielsen's spoof "Wrongfully Accused"?

WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I already fell asleep just thinking about Adele performing.

Same

Yeah, typical Hanz Zimmer "WOMP WOMP" score + current pop hits is definitely no match for awesome synth power metal.

Nah, colors aren't edgy or gritty enough.

Fassbend Against Us

There is a local (Oklahoma) brand named Schwab's that makes the best store-bought hot dogs I've ever had.