Chuck/Kunu: "When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."

Literally anyone who has ever heard of these two things knows this.

I complete am disgusted by Bill Cosby and don't intend to defend him at all. I'm pointing out that this is just Netflix trying to save face and make good publicity, because if they were consistent, providers would be pulling much more content than Cosby's.

So have they also removed any/all Roman Polanski movies?

cosigned.

And this is the reason why being a discerning horror movie fan with standards sucks.

Great, now we'll be seeing "vape" on the corner of every dictionary page, and two in the crappier parts of the dictionary with more strip centers.

I learned this airplane in like 3rd grade from some random book and it has been my ace in the hole since then. Along with this one: http://www.instructables.co…

Wasn't it this song? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I've never gotten that impression. I rewatch it pretty frequently and think it's pretty timeless.

What happens if he wears mismatched shoes from two different pairs?

"Adam Sandler saves the life of an inept dog rescue owner (Kevin James) and realizes that every day he wakes up as a different dog breed in EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY"

That's one of the key areas in which Seinfeld is so masterful. EVERY SINGLE character on Seinfeld is hilarious or meaningful, from a two-line person to the main characters. Whether it is because of the dialogue written for them or because of the acting (and usually some combination of the two), the idea of a…

It's that one thing, mixed with that other seemingly incongruous thing! Great job again, internet!

When I worked as a wine salesman, we'd always get tricked out gangsta dudes come in and ask for Cristal, Armand de Brignac, etc. However, when we showed it to them, they never bought it. I don't think they realized just exactly HOW expensive it is. I think they had it in their head it's around the same price per…

Dawn is every Michelle Rodriguez character.

ADOBE!

I think that RT works on its own, when one understands their particular rating system, but it doesn't really work to use it combined with other rating systems.

When that whole theory went around a while back, I thought it was the stupidest, hole-ridden "fan theory" I've ever heard. Anyone with even a small modicum of knowledge about anything LOTR and who isn't a complete imbecile should realize how innane it is. It's just a bunch of bullshit that some idiots came up with…

It's because Bocelli isn't an opera singer.