What I don't understand is why would a Jurassic Park need OTHER entertainment like a golf course, nightlife, etc? Is witnessing resurrected, in-the-flesh dinosaurs not enough?! What rich idiot says, "Hmm, 4 days at a park in which we get to observe real dinosaurs? I'd better use one of those to hit the the links"?

His Topher was one of the funniest one-off characters I can think of.

Just let it die folks, sheesh.

No one is as boring as Rachel Eastwood, from May 22nd, 2013. I've been recording and watching Jeopardy reruns, and I seriously don't think I've encountered a more boring and bland person in my entire life.

Saviour of Retirement!

Jimmy Smits!

What about the sassy computer that will tell us the location of the Wonka bars that have golden tickets?

I got a "Cliffs Of Dover" notification for this?

But will science solve where whores go?

I'm sure it's gotten more than a few guitar store staff members pretty close.

Soccer? You mean "The time in the morning where we will only air a Man U, Man City, Chelsea, or Arsenal match?"

Dr. Dre, M.D. is redundant. It would just be Dre, M.D.

I'd further specify that the band not be *his* band playing *his* songs.

Jesus. He's so hot right now. Jesus.

Was it your morning mourning My Morning Jacket jacket? You know, the one you wear to AM funerals?

I think calling appetizers "apps" is worse, because of the very thing you mention (all software, programs, etc being referred to as "apps").

But what's worse is the modern-day conflation of the terms "power strips" and "surge protector." They are different things, after all, but most of the time people refer to both with the same term.

I wonder if this means that in next season we will either 1) Not hear much from Sansa/Baelish or 2) we will be getting a ton of their story from the unwritten books' content..

Well, I'm in Oklahoma, so even though the store itself is breaking a morality police rule, all the other rules still apply within that store, I suppose.

It's because without other, more talented musicians to spur him along and keep him awake (Yardbirds, Cream, Blind Faith, Derek & The Dominos, B.B. King), Clapton is terribly boring and dull.