This is a good metaphor for RGIII

I love this Shelby concept.

If I was offered this wonderful machine, I’d try to fingerbang an actual jaguar

When did they ever ban football? They stopped playing certain matchups like Army-Navy back around the end of the 19th century for a few years but there has never been a all-football ban of football that I’ve ever heard of.

Already got where? I don’t understand. They didn’t start using soft leather helmets until the 30’s. Plastic helmets didn’t start until the 40’s. The single bar face mask came in the 50’s. And when was there ever a ban? I’ve never heard of this before. Teddy Roosevelt once threatened to ban it but never did.

Rugby does not have more injuries than football. You are basing your comment on no evidence to back that up. Concussions occur at a much higher rate than Rugby. Those helmet are weapons.

I have played both Rugby and American Football and football is without a doubt the most violent because of the fact that there are 330 pounders mixed in with 180 pounders and everyone is trying to hit the opponent as hard as possible. You get a pass thrown to you on a crossing pattern from 20 yards and a 250 pound…

“YOU. WILL. DIE.”

As I age, I find myself being less and less involved in sitting on the couch and watching every second of a football game. Now-a-days, I spend more time working on the computer, doing chores, or just fucking around. Hell, this past Sunday during the Browns game (I’m a miserable Browns fan), I did landscaping in my…

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, you can never trust those Utah parties. It takes just one person to get drunk and start talking shit about Joseph Smith and next thing you know, people are getting shot.

Let’s all give a hand for JPP! Hip Hip Hooray!

Bonds, Clemens, and Palmeiro should be unanimous and there’s no excuse for leaving out Piazza this year. The voters are out of their damn minds. Palmeiro didn’t fail a test until his last year and he passed a polygraph when asked if he knowingly took steroids. I also still believe Rose should be in without any…

If Ditka was in charge he’d trade California, Texas, New York, and Florida for Nigeria

Not to mention 26 seconds, 1 timeout, and it’s second down. The only way you screw it up is by throwing an interception. 3 straight runs by Lynch from the one. Dumbest call ever.

26 seconds left, one timeout, 1st down. There is really only one way you don’t score on 3 straight runs with Lynch and that is if you throw the ball and it gets intercepted. The call was the dumbest call in history.

Didn’t know he was Persian

Sounds like waiting until just before the start of the game was the motivation they needed to take down mighty Norfolk State

I hope you get syphilis from a toilet seat today, if you don’t have it already

Couldn’t imagine being his parents right now

Maroon: He shot himself in the chest, Roger. In the heart, man!