This is actually kind of tragic. Now that the fawn has the smell of the Browns on it, it’s mother will reject it and it will end up dead.

Update: this actually all very ON-BRAND

Exactly. Which is a pretty reasonable thing to be worried about for a high school boy.

Sometimes, it all works out innuendo.

What was the “teenage son of a Boston-area news anchor” doing “in a bar in 2016"?

Just read the definition of that “word” on Urban Dictionary and I still have no idea what the fuck it’s supposed to mean. I’m inclined to believe young people are just idiots. Who may or may not need to get off my lawn. YEEEET.

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

*knocks in wood*

When did the word ‘ripe’ become wrong? Should he have said “It looks like you’re about ready to pop?”

I enjoy the 4 minutes of talking about a song that is 2 minutes and 30 seconds long

I’m offended by your hot take. I’m boycotting 50ShadesOfJimGray and all of your sponsors. Presumably icy-hot and wal-mart brand coffee.

I say you should only get to criticize the President if you graduated from a military academy and served 5 years overseas during the height of the Cold War but maybe my ideas are outdated.

Remember “Westbrook doesn’t have any good teammates?” Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Are we seriously digging up a flippant :05 sec comment from 6 years ago? It seems to me it was a comment made very much in context of the “rape and pillage” nature of the show, and was spoken specifically during a GoT panel. If you’re easily triggered by any mention of rape, then the overt sexual violence of GoT…

I agree completely that the NYT article is stupid and attention should be paid instead to uncovering the full extent of Weinstein’s horrific actions, but it seems like mocking men who are making extra efforts to be respectful to women seems like an odd choice.