I know that the peaceful exchange of power is imperative and we need to organize for the mid-terms and 2020 to fix this shit, but if Obama attempted a violent coup, I’d totally join the resistance at this point.

I was a teenager in Chicago during the Jordan Era and I have so many memories and unbelievable moments during the 6 (8) championships run. Then Jordan went to the Wizards and kind of faded out of existence to be a terrible front office guy and a genuinely terrible person.

I think there probably always will be a defensible argument on behalf of Jordan as the GOAT. His unblemished Finals record, the fact that LeBron almost certainly will finish shy of his six titles, the scoring average and scoring titles, just how totally he dominated the league and sports and pop culture during his…

She killed it and didn’t get anywhere near the applause she deserved.

My wife kept her last name. The few times anyone was bothered by it we just told them to mind their own fucking business, including my mother. No one ever mentioned it more than once.

I love how it’s already understood by all of Trump’s advisors that he’s a horrible person, is totally guilty and that he has reason to worry about his lawyer turning on him. Like this part is already totally a given.

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

To own a gun is to normalize gun ownership. That is a problem. Owning a gun is a problem. Gun owners are the problem.

They hate the Post Office because it works. They don’t want people to have freedom and stability, and programs that give that power to people, like a well-functioning delivery service that can send a letter to anyone in the country try for pennies, empower people. They hate any government program that improves the…

Anyone else remember when gas prices spiked and every fucknuts with a Hummer was screaming bloody murder about how it was taking them a whole week’s paycheck to fill up their gigantic fucking SUV just so they could drive back and forth to work?

I thought that was Monday?

yes but they all got raging hard ons for their current bit of fame. Go look at their website https://www.ice.gov and tell us what you think they’re promoting? Not stopping poachers and illegal imports of ivory. Not cybercrimes or child exploitation. Nope, they stroke their 3“ nubs hard fetishizing their most…

That ICE dude ... ahem, NO. ICE is literally ripping families apart. ICE is conducting unwarranted raids on workplaces, they’re dragging folks out of family services facilities and courthouses. ICE is the vanguard of the coming police state — they are the black forces in Children of Men.

I can only hope the Republican party never, ever recovers from Trump. The rest of us will be fine because we are genuine badass American patriots! Not folks who think Freedom and Democracy are just buzzwords you throw on a fucking bumpersticker. Fuck all those people. You Dear Leader types belong in North Korea. Or…

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

Out there in the galaxy, right now, hundreds of billions of planets are spinning around their respective stars. Billions of those are bound to be habitable in some capacity (how many, no one knows yet).

I have to say it:

Dalmore 12, Balvenie 12, Achentoshin 3 Wood.

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

And it should be set on fire and burn down the whole thing.