I did a clutch on an 88 alltrac by myself outside in a half a day. get your shit together!

It’s pretty easy to line your own envelopes and we all know this place is lousy with crafty bastards. We had a friend do our graphic design, got them made online (letterpress is gorgeous but also unnecessary—still we did it) and stuffed them ourselves. It wasn’t that bad. Or maybe it was. They were pretty awesome.…

Three will definitely let you know if your brake bias is set improperly.

Continuously Variable

Cows are very space inefficient. They require a lot of land and resources to grow. Leather production is linked to deforestation (space!). Vegan materials aren’t just for smelly hippies who don’t eat animal products.

Wife wants to watch local baseball games. Cable it is! Can’t stream them because MLB = Major League Blackouts.

Double date to The Sizzler.

Virgin America is, unfortunately, one of the ones that often does not have the aisle armrest that goes up.

My wife just bought a black and white plaid shirt. I had to remind her.

My mom showed me a note from the doctor from when I was born. It said to start me on “Meat” at 6 weeks.

Maybe he should have replaced LORD with “STAR LORD”

I am so bad I made that sentence into a horrible run-on nightmare.

Hey bad mom, you can come over and hang out with me and my awful wife as we are also bad and drink some of our terrible parent liquor and make fun of all the good parents with us.

Maybe dad would really love this shop lift for xmas. He works on classic cars.

push it the same way again. it shuts off and you don’t look derp.

My wife is loving her XPS13 and I did the manual fix on it last night. Super easy, no reboot, just stop a service, delete a cert, start the service again. Good for her for pointing this out to me. I’m always sending her crap like this.

I think an even bigger factor is the perseverance and commitment of the support people (partner, doula, nurses, crazy relatives, etc.) in the room. My wife was told she would have a C-section after some ungodly double digit hours of labor and when I asked if we had to decide RIGHT NOW, the doctor said no. That doctor…

Can’t you simply omit the final thirds folds and simply stack your shirts sideways? That’s what I do. One row of shirts all stacked on their side. Easily compresses when the next stack is ready to be brought in from laundry day.

My wife loves to travel. The reality is that I’d never get a chance to travel alone because she’s totally in every time.

So I don’t travel alone and I haven’t started a business...