Double date to The Sizzler.

Virgin America is, unfortunately, one of the ones that often does not have the aisle armrest that goes up.

My wife just bought a black and white plaid shirt. I had to remind her.

My mom showed me a note from the doctor from when I was born. It said to start me on “Meat” at 6 weeks.

Maybe he should have replaced LORD with “STAR LORD”

I am so bad I made that sentence into a horrible run-on nightmare.

Hey bad mom, you can come over and hang out with me and my awful wife as we are also bad and drink some of our terrible parent liquor and make fun of all the good parents with us.

Maybe dad would really love this shop lift for xmas. He works on classic cars.

push it the same way again. it shuts off and you don’t look derp.

My wife is loving her XPS13 and I did the manual fix on it last night. Super easy, no reboot, just stop a service, delete a cert, start the service again. Good for her for pointing this out to me. I’m always sending her crap like this.

I think an even bigger factor is the perseverance and commitment of the support people (partner, doula, nurses, crazy relatives, etc.) in the room. My wife was told she would have a C-section after some ungodly double digit hours of labor and when I asked if we had to decide RIGHT NOW, the doctor said no. That doctor…

Can’t you simply omit the final thirds folds and simply stack your shirts sideways? That’s what I do. One row of shirts all stacked on their side. Easily compresses when the next stack is ready to be brought in from laundry day.

My wife loves to travel. The reality is that I’d never get a chance to travel alone because she’s totally in every time.

So I don’t travel alone and I haven’t started a business...

I carried the engagement ring in my pocket while we were on some 1000 ft high zip lines in Costa Rica. I wanted to do it there in the trees but ended up waiting until we were at the base of Arenal volcano. Thank jeebus for zippered pockets!

We just celebrated our 5th anniversary.

True story: About 10 years ago, before I got married, my then-girlfriend and I went on a canoe trip around Assateague Island off the Maryland eastern shore. I was living in Silicon Valley and she was living in DC. We had known each other for 10 years but were rekindling a long distance thing.

My MATTRESS. I spend lot of time there (would love to spend more). It’s an organic latex from Savvy Rest. It was pricey but will probably last as long as I do and you can replace the cover if it wears out. Or individual layers per side. Plus (and maybe the most valuable), you don’t have to deal with slimy sales people…

We have a parenting mantra at home: toddlers be crazy. Seriously, even reading the Weissbluth book will only get you so far. Sometimes kids just want to stay awake and babble and wake up early. Ours is very hit or miss.

The one thing that we saw that seemed to (sometimes) work was that more good rest results in longer…

I wish someone would write the cliffs notes for that book. While strong on content, it’s about as weak as they come for readibility. $5 into the pot for Weissbluth to hire an editor!