Because google voice will transcribe (most of) it and I don't have to listen to any voicemail ever.

Am I a muppet..... or am I a man?

Made up jokes based on political opinion are not a very useful approach to understanding why the affordable healthcare act exists. they are simply milsleading distractions and thinly veiled propaganda.

Awesome. I've got a lot of crapps on my phone that I never use and the interface to remove them is slow at best.

Yes. So my wife can watch 3 hours of baseball on the left side and I can play PS3 on the right side.

I once dated this girl who didn't believe in Star Trek because she was too Christian and couldn't accept life on other planets existed.

Imagine how many "Jesuses" are out there on all those planets promoting that WE can't exist.

I WAS GOING TO SAY....

I think that picture illustrates why they should be. it's DITHATHTROUS.

Yes yes I know. It seemed ok until I posted it and reread it and realized I was the douchebag.

THANK YOU. of course a stingy bartender will disagree with you.

I'd vote for SOMA 10 times if I could. Also it's run by my sister's friends so I guess that's even cooler. I got to chat with Rusty Hodge at her wedding in May.

I had a $$ diamond engagement ring in my pocket on a zipline 1000 feet above the ground once.

big deal. pixel density has been way higher than that for years.

less cup holders. 4 is too many.

you are still free to talk on any device you want. but not while driving.

I searched the Constitution for the place where it enumerates the right to drive a car at all and couldn't find it.

I've never run into a situation where I needed a fork and a spatula at the same time.

I have a spatu-tong (not a spatu-fork) for flipping burgers. Works great. No juice leaks.

ok fine. then we'll screw them by getting new dumbphones!