Imagine how many "Jesuses" are out there on all those planets promoting that WE can't exist.

I WAS GOING TO SAY....

I think that picture illustrates why they should be. it's DITHATHTROUS.

Yes yes I know. It seemed ok until I posted it and reread it and realized I was the douchebag.

THANK YOU. of course a stingy bartender will disagree with you.

I'd vote for SOMA 10 times if I could. Also it's run by my sister's friends so I guess that's even cooler. I got to chat with Rusty Hodge at her wedding in May.

I had a $$ diamond engagement ring in my pocket on a zipline 1000 feet above the ground once.

big deal. pixel density has been way higher than that for years.

less cup holders. 4 is too many.

you are still free to talk on any device you want. but not while driving.

I searched the Constitution for the place where it enumerates the right to drive a car at all and couldn't find it.

I've never run into a situation where I needed a fork and a spatula at the same time.

I have a spatu-tong (not a spatu-fork) for flipping burgers. Works great. No juice leaks.

ok fine. then we'll screw them by getting new dumbphones!

I suggest a plan of action for all current Verizon Unlimited customers:

Usain Bolt. Because you want FAST BASS.

Why don't they call it the "Chip Clip" and then you can put the dip in the big bowl and the chips in the little bowl.

I would like a beta invite. One cannot have too many file sync options.

Forget the Miura or even Marzal. The LM was legit. It was the super-SUV the factory wanted to make, not that focus groups wanted to make.

I rest my case....