My mom’s always asking me when I’m going to buy a nice new car since I have a decent-paying job... I drive a 2000 BMW 540i wagon. I tell her I’ll buy a new car when I find one that’s bright red, has an NA V8, is RWD, and is a wagon (my car came like that from the factory).

So someone hammered your Volvo and gave it drugs?

When I was 16, my parents very graciously gave me their 12 year old Volvo 245. It was light blue with a dark blue interior with vinyl seats and a banging stereo (my dad is an audiophile). It had the Virgo wheels with really nice Michelin tires. This was the car I grew up in, so I was naturally in love with it.

Sounds like you need a friend-ectomy.

At a stoplight in my 2001 VW New Beetle:

Raph, nobody has used bazookas since about the Korean War. In Vietnam 40mm grenade launchers were known as ‘thumpers’. The ones in Ronin were made by HK. FWIW.

I actually just rewatched Ronin over the weekend. It’s less well realized than I remember it, though it has:

-Elon convinces everyone Tesla is 2 years off

Mazda:

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

‘The Anderson Police Department thanked the people who helped find and apprehend Ashby, though it did make clear in its press release that “it is generally safer for citizens to contact police prior to engaging criminals.”’

Also this happened:

Rent it and wreck it. My motto for Airbnb toilets, and I guess for Mercedes when it comes to opposition research.

Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.

Doesn’t seem like they had...

Fixed the proportions.