I’m terrible at reading between the lines. You think Julia thought she was trying too hard?

She’d say something deeply cutting to Rachel Ray, and you would be able to see Rachel’s enormous, ever-present (and slightly demonic) grin freeze on her face.

It would be nigh impossible. Little kids are not getting the better of a devious, sinister man who prides himself on terrorizing everyone and everything.

He makes Ghost rape Sansa, too, while he’s at it. This show makes me so miserable.

Which makes me wonder, why doesn’t Gordon Ramsey just show up? “This flayed baby is RAWWWW!”

#Heybastard

5/1: The Night’s King

He’s as cunning as a rabid dog. Ergo, not much.

Roose Bolton was right. Ramsay should have played nice with Sansa, and then she wouldn’t have run away and left him with no tie to the North. With increased power, Ramsay proves himself merciless, pitiless, and exceptionally cruel. That’s not going to stand in the North, where loyalty and honor are currency. He…

What? No, he plays no game. It’s what got his father killed - stating the obvious. His bastard son has no more attention to cunning and playing the long game than a wild pig.

Right. Like they made him into the villain of Saw.

Walking into a blade isn’t the same as walking into fire. Daeny was behind fire. Yes, the monologuing might have been ridiculous, but they were 20 or so Khals in a room with one little female, and guards outside the door. They like strength, and they were willing to indulge her little discussion because they felt…

That smile he gave, though, made me hope she might last for longer. Or at least be his undoing.

Actually, based on Olena Tyrell’s throwaway line, “Better them than us”, I have a feeling she’s on the chopping block.

No, that information was delivered by Tommen, to Cersei, that he wasn’t “supposed to tell” from the High Priest. Which basically guarantees that he will. This is all orchestrated by Mr. Sin City so that he can take out the power players in their own game.

He’s getting older.

It was interesting at the end of the show, when the creators said they modeled that scene after Lincoln’s initial attempts at appeasing the South. He himself didn’t want to just abolish slavery overnight.

Especially because he knows things via his network of prostitutes, who would be the ideal people to know about McFlay’s psycho tendencies.

Well, then that’s just lazy. Considering the scene we just saw, it makes far more sense for the character to care little for Sansa’s role in Torture McTortureson’s kinky hijinks, and more about what that might mean for his future when he rescues her.

This picture made me realize how much more “blonde” the wigs have gotten.