To be fair, I think that the “Economic Disaster” that Trump was referencing had little to do with corporate returns and the increased value of capital, but rather the declining value of labor in the market and the out-of-control growth of income inequality and employment insecurity. Not that Trump would use those…

I have no experience but I would think tearing your penis would top tearing your Achilles.

I don’t want forced upgrades shoved down my throat

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

False.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Not Kobe? DeRozan has said that he’s modeled his game after him.

still better than kanye’s ugly ass shoe.

The shoe is completely fine. Do you even play basketball?

Yeah... I would have totally paid for more games. Ah well. Their loss.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

Well, their message worked, the man is now a proud member of the Korean Kar Klub.

Potentially all of them!

Fuck cancer. Long live Sager. I hope I can one day have even half the strength and courage he exhibited during his battle.

Oh man, when I eventually see Pop get emotional over this, I’m going to turn to fucking ribbons.

SMDH. I can’t wait for 2016 to die.

I bet these comments will be reasonable, nuanced and measured!

I thought Lane Kiffin was the only one who fell upwards.