Let’s bring your take down to a simmer...as a white-ish guy, my friends have been described by ourselves and by others as a “posse” plenty of times. Nobody blinked.

I use the terms posse and thug however the fuck I want.

It’s not.

I mean posse was meant to have a negative connotation in this context. Lebron was out dicking around instead of on the plane. I just don’t think it was meant to have any more negative connotation than Leo’s Pussy Posse.

Surprised that drive didn’t end with a pass too.

Yeah, but I’ve heard the University of Kentucky isn’t all that fun to play at.

Probably her punishment for coming in two pounds overweight.

*Stunned silence intensifies*

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Yeah, it needed a good selfie to put on finstagram.

Whales are smart, I get the feeling this whale knew exactly what it was doing in front of the camera.

Hello Gawker my old friend.

Its strange that this isn’t the biggest sports story in the country. Her story is just utterly terrifying. The idea of a former MVP now playing in New York being part of such a graphically abhorrent act and it sort of feels like a page 13 story. I even came into this article looking to make some joke about Rose’s…

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

** All three fans die of dehydration.

Howard Dean may have a theory

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

Election day is right around the corner...