Not even a little bit? On a wide open runway at low speeds with nothing to hit?

The GT3 wasn’t having it. Much faster out of the corners. “There is no substitute”

You know who does not give a fuck.? Every cow, chicken, pig, and lamb in this country. Also Harambe.

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.

God I fucking hate Baylor.

The first such experiment, which was not the whole plane, was a disaster.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

What stereo types does it confirm. The stereo type that these two guys are dumb and killed an innocent person?

Hope for the future: Nearly restored.

This game was over before the first ball dropped.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Man it’s dusty in my office.

The Japanese coach telling the kids at halftime that they were disgracing the Emperor didn’t help.

No snark here. This is why I love sports.

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

Pats fan: OMG Marshawn, why would you call me a bitch!?

Put it this way; if I were Kobe, would I yell “Kobe!” during every shot in my pickup games? You’re welcome.

To commemorate the day, spas in the greater Vail, CO area were throwing in a free facial, whether you asked for it or not.