I'm strangely intrigued by the prospect of doing the bicycle races in first-person.

Based on what? Broad shoulders? Being seven feet tall doesn't make you a bad ass, and it sure doesn't mean you know how to throw a punch. I'd be a lot more afraid of Tony Allen than Dwight Howard.

Namaste

How embarrassing! He throws like a ... I know in these politically correct times I'm not supposed to say this, but I'm going to anyway ... He throws like a California Golden Bear.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

I'm dying +9/11

The only way you'd run a sub-3 with a 17-minute negative split is if you got stuck behind a train for the first half.

In seventh grade I used to wear a pair of cargo pants that you could zip off at the knees and transform into cargo shorts.

Oh, it's on. The only question now is whether our ground forces will arrive via the Alaska Highway or Interstate 5 north through British Columbia.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

When Digs Fly

White Flicks

So you really are head and shoulders the worst guy here, Tom.

White Flakes Can Jump

As a graduate of the Arlington, Texas Independent School District (but not Martin High) I can tell you that the school is full of wealthy, entitled douchebags. This whole thing doesn't surprise me in the least.

Michael Beasley: High, School Friend

Stereotype begets stereotype. Woosh...

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.