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I prefer the TV Guide College Rankings personally.

Yeah, an education.

Strive for excellence? So “speaking white” is the pinnacle of speech? The implication being that “non-white” speech is inferior. Nice name, BTW, ChickenMcBooty (is that a username “of slaves and poverty?). Lastly, have you ever heard of playing country dumb?

Recycled story. Why are you making fun of a bunch of kids? Would you do a similar post about an AAU team with names like Lonzo and LiAngelo? I doubt it. FYI, I’m a minority, so don’t give me any white guilt BS.

Good move, Under Armour.

I think the Jumpman is ugly AF, but obviously #23's greatness makes us appreciate what it stands for. But yes, objectively, if none of the Ball brothers do anything in the League, the logo is trash.

Try downloading an MP3 on an iPhone.

I picked up a hoodie from Old Navy that was on sale, plus I had a coupon and I was out the door for like $3.

I picked up a hoodie from Old Navy that was on sale, plus I had a coupon and I was out the door for like $3.

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This is what I love about Deadspin! You guys have such brilliant sports minds! Certainly better than former NBA players, hall of famers, former coaches, former owners. You guys should run a team and win the championship! /s

This. FreeRon has no idea what he’s talking about.

Blowing a gasket over stupid people? You must suck at life.

Curious about your takes on the burqa ban popping up in places? I’m against the burqa bans and this rookie hazing ban. Let people wear what they want.

OMG I love you

Yeah, I could hardly tell what was going on.

“slant” lol

Of all the countless articles/commentary on this issue, this is the best I’ve ever seen. Thank you!

The animated GIF on top is so beautiful I could cry.

The Kids Are Alright

“could”