I'm a self-absorbed douchebag and I got Porsche 911. Test works. Good show!

"So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror ..."

Author's lead free agent who doesn't want to play with Kobe: Ramon Sessions. Good point there, ESPN.

*slow clap*

I love Boom Boom, but dude posts like 10 selfies a day.

Go mow my lawn, you wetback.

Oh whatever, it's all the same! /sarcasm ... as in non-Asians calling Koreans, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, etc. all the same.