he looks like a low budget vampire.

you just know that she chews Red Man because it's called Red Man.

velvety menace?

whats the difference between magic and magick?

my greatest accomplishment is getting him to block me on twitter by mentioning his dog-torturing son repeatedly.

the really tricky ones are the sincere jokes.

i do what i can.

AND TASTE ICE CREAM, NOT JUST PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND FEEL IT SLIDE DOWN BUT REALLY EAT IT!

i don't think Jerry is even capable of being a jerk.

the wolf chewing up Jerry's paycheck instead of wanting the food was amazing.

no, i'm a supermodel and we always sound like we're asking questions?

i wonder if he became his own grandpa too?

when was the last time anyone cared about the MTV music awards? why is MTV even allowed to still have music awards?

words mean whatever i mean for them to mean at the time that i use them.

Kite Man, hell yeah.

blue.

Crom Tuise.

at least we've heard of HBO.

Having only seen the TV ads for the movie, I thought it was a supernatural horror movie or something.

lol