who knew R Kelly might be a gross piece of shit?

no one will be sad when Ann Coulter dies and she knows it.

The only thing I like more than Doctor Who is internet assholes being pissed off so I heartily approve of this move.

so he's basically the model for current day politicians?

the price of science i suppose.

i would have thought that they would reboot Buttwoman rather than continue after the trilogy was complete.

i don't know much of anything about guitar pedals and whatnot but my brother invented a thing that is very sciency which goes along with your screenname. perhaps you'd be interested.

i like to put them in my mouth.

whenever he watches Frost/Nixon and doesn't fall asleep before that part.

i thought they were fishsticks and ate them.

nothing about the world makes sense anymore.

i thought vampires didn't have to pay taxes.

We take Toys for Tots donations where I work and like 70% of the stuff dropped off is Monopoly and Candy Land. It's kind of depressing how little thought people put into their charity.

I know people still buy Monopoly but does anyone actually play it?

My Spaceballs the Flamethrower still works today. Such amazing quality for a cheap licensing product.

next they'll be reanimating Nancy so she can tell us to say 'no' again.

Joe seems like the kind of guy that would stop using thalidomide in 1976.

David Brooks must have some incredible blackmail material on everyone that has ever worked in media. i have no other way to describe how he has been employed this long.

i haven't seen most of the DC movies, so i'm not.

You Know Who.