funny how drugging and raping untold numbers of women over most of your life fucks with your legacy. he deserves to see every last thing he ever touched burned to the ground.

oh don't worry, i will.

They call him Ralph Malph cause he's down on Potsie.

i almost hope it bombs so i don't have to hear about Star Wars for a little while.

Deerhoof slams Daytrotter almost sounds like an Onion headline.

Krispy Kreme is easily fitting together with another donut chain?

i bet Lycos is just dying for someone to remember it existed.

they still have shows on Netflix? the internet told me the only thing they showed was a bowl of shit on a table.

what else did you think the Magic the Gathering movie was going to be about?

for the love of fuck can people stop calling everything fake news already?

accepting that the world is just a big shit-filled hole is the most important part of being happy.

i kinda hope the old guy loses the case and dies right in the court room. that'd be a good TV movie some day.

and now you got another one. my master plan to mildly confuse you has been a rousing success.

eh, it was ok.

maybe the movie will 15 hours long.

i had no idea Naked Gun, The Fugitive or The Untouchables were TV shows. how long was it between the shows and the movies?

never seen it. Jonah Hill weirds me out for some reason.

how could i forget! even the title was a great joke.

maybe porkcfish thinks those natives had it coming what with their living on land white people wanted to live on?

has a TV show ever been turned into a good movie? or even an average one?