i'd much rather stab him in his chest. or at least glare at him.

lifeless asteroids drifting in interstellar space: more cultured and healthy than Alex Jones.

i actually just saw my first piece of Ivanka clothing a couple weeks ago (i am a drycleaner) and if you paid for that shit you are stupid. it's the same quality that you can get at K-Mart for $4.

replace "comedy memes" with "huge asshole" and "#1" with, well no, that one's right.

why did you hedge by adding the "might"?

newsflash: people still stupid.

is it wrong of me to hope that he gets severe intestinal problems from this?

it's been exceedingly hard to get my not quite 70 year old father to stop saying 'oriental'.

“Could Ace Ventura 2 be made today?”

sadly, i know not a single person that would go with me even if i bought their damn ticket.

can the judge rule that they all suck and must never talk again? that would be nice.

what makes a movie a movie?

unfortunately "everyone different from me is bad and scary and should die" is a very common line of thought in the human species

in a battle between such shit humans, who am i supposed to root for?

i wish she'd just do her sex video and go away already.

someone at Fox has a brain? big if true.

you should feel bad for making me laugh at this.

Na na nanananana na na na, na na nana na

nobody understands anything anymore, we're all just faking it to look cool.

so it's not all bad then.