Rob can rest easy. If treachery is a foot Rex always springs into action.

The only thing wrong with Spore was the DRM

You know I was emailing the Jalop editors about getting a COTD. They said I could have it for some cash. I asked how much? At that point the reply was “about tree fiddy”.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

I gotta be honest, it’s stupid as shit but yeah, if I were a billionaire I’d build a 50 foot statue of myself overlooking everything. I’d put that shit on top of a building and have a deadman switch installed, so that when I kicked it, the statue would fall 80 stories and hopefully crush a bunch of people who came to…

“Take two and duct tape them together”

She seems very lean and sinewy....like wild game. I would suggest steaming would be preferable to roasting.

She was a huge piece of shit, we are all far better for having her gone.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

you should always say something good about the dead: she’s dead, good.

Citi Field Fans doing the clapping part is the best part.

I’m just going to say this:

Right? Like, motherfuckers, don’t pretend you don’t know nautical terms. You’re rich white people.

Unsure, but I’d be willing to try.

If you butcher my sentence, sure. But it’s not what I wrote, though.

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

What is the point of granting breitbart exclusive access in the first place? I mean who is reading this garbage they write in the first place? Anyone who is reading it (and taking it seriously) is surely going to be a vote that's already going to trump. What is this supposed to accomplish?

Pictured: Trump figuratively and literally Heismaning African Americans.

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

@cgarison: Anybody who claims to understand how LSD’s work is clearly lying.