completionists deserve to feel anxious 

so?

lol

fuck off. not everything needs to be a slideshow 

sorry that i stole infinity billion dollars by not buying something 

i’ve only seen screenshots and i just assumed it was a new Cortana avatar. it’s very funny that they are trying to say this is some kind of explosive reveal

a radio show i listen to has a voicemail from him, a producer missed his call for a promo for Curb. it’s like 4 minutes of him yelling at the producer for being unprofessional but after the first minute he turns it into a bit. saying how they made him cry but actually he was crying for an unrelated reason. and then…

who cares? it’s a dumb game 

i fucked your swat buddies wife, she hates him 

a hilarious list 

shut up loser 

feels like it would be extremely impossible for non-thieves to steal your van 

ok

jesus christ, shut the fuck up 

shut the fuck up you pointless pile of shit 

maybe now he’ll be funny 

maybe they’re all suicidal 

probably because they knew it would make you mad 

lmao

Christmas with the Chosen: The Messengers isn’t a horror film??